{"product_id":"9780241783009","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor:  Clarkson, Jeremy \u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ch4\u003eAgriculture \u0026amp; farming\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003ch5\u003ePublished on 23 October 2025 by Penguin Books Ltd (Michael Joseph Ltd) in the United Kingdom as part of 'the Diddly Squat' series.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardback | 224 pages\u003cbr\u003e242 x 162 x 25 | 410g\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeck the fields with bales of barley – Clarkson’s back, and his funniest adventures yet make the perfect gift this Christmas!Join gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive, Jeremy Clarkson, for another wildly entertaining year at Diddly Squat Farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion' IRISH TIMESUncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and rather less than best-laid plans pursued with unbridled enthusiasm. Clarkson’s farm is the gift that keeps on giving. But, as one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he just didn’t believe that Jeremy could be so incompetent.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot one to be discouraged, however, our hero decides to bring his misunderstood entrepreneurial flair to bear on a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, the doors open on The Farmer’s Dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling. The perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry protests in central London and a headbutting goat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat, you may be asking, could possibly go wrong?On top of the lavatories packing up and the electricity running out, you mean? As the Cotwolds’ newest publican quickly discovers, there’s a lot more to landlording than pulling pints.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust as well, then, that he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie and Gerald to help him through. Especially now his doctor’s told him he’s got to become a vegetablist …*along with the whole of the rest of China, apparentlyPraise for Clarkson's Farm:'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . It pains me to say this' GUARDIAN'Shockingly hopeful' INDEPENDENT'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' TELEGRAPH'Quite lovely' THE TIMES\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Guisborough Bookshop Ltd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52242179621200,"sku":"9780241783009","price":20.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0860\/4988\/2448\/files\/9780241783009_8d005427-b6bc-46e5-939f-1c4540fd8782.jpg?v=1765989693","url":"https:\/\/guisboroughbookshop.co.uk\/products\/9780241783009","provider":"guisboroughbookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}